Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*

commanderinqueef:

drunkblogging:

do u ever just look at a gif and ask yourself ‘why?’

(via ancientraven)

blua:

The rocking-2-gether chair (patent pending) is a hybrid between a rocking chair and dog/cat house where you can rock while your pet hangs out with you.

blua:

The rocking-2-gether chair (patent pending) is a hybrid between a rocking chair and dog/cat house where you can rock while your pet hangs out with you.

(via ancientraven)

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.

Aldous Huxley (via deadlyimperfection)

(Source: misswallflower, via mostlydepressed)

arkansass:

I wonder what Cee Lo Green looks like without sunglasses

nevermind

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via mostlydepressed)

thatssomaeven:

one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes

(via mostlydepressed)

yugoslavic:

i make myself laugh so much even though nothing i do is remotely funny 

(via itaintgood)

4cid-barbies:

uglycult:

ifihadeyess:

hommegurl:

runawayontherunway:

alexisbelon:

Australian model caught distracted during a photo shoot when the first plane hit tower 1. What an epic photo.

It’s so weird to think that normal things were happening on 9/11. People were walking their dogs, riding their bikes, models were doing photoshoots… and the planes hit. 

One of my favorite pictures on Tumblr.

holy shit

i wonder what was going through her head at that moment
love

4cid-barbies:

uglycult:

ifihadeyess:

hommegurl:

runawayontherunway:

alexisbelon:

Australian model caught distracted during a photo shoot when the first plane hit tower 1. What an epic photo.

It’s so weird to think that normal things were happening on 9/11. People were walking their dogs, riding their bikes, models were doing photoshoots… and the planes hit. 

One of my favorite pictures on Tumblr.

holy shit

i wonder what was going through her head at that moment

love

(via lickmycliitt)

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via ancientraven)

(via ancientraven)

me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this

If you hate your parents, the man, or the establishment, don’t show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.

Henry Rollins (via nirvanalove)

(Source: rebelsandreverb, via itaintgood)

itaintgood:

cabana cafe cheap AF

itaintgood:

cabana cafe cheap AF

(Source: theamericankid)